A Florida man bit off more than he could chew when he sank his teeth into a police officer and told anyone within earshot that he was actually Jesus Christ.
Cops were initially called because Paul Eggers Greene was spotted jumping around in the street and ranting about his holy alter-ego while wearing only underwear and socks. Greene was tasered after trying to strike the officer, but still managed to get his choppers lodged in the man's leg, requiring another taser blast.
Authorities say that the 18-year-old, who was charged with disorderly conduct and assaulting a police officer, appeared to be intoxicated. (South Florida Sun-Sentinel)
