Please don't call us to brag about your crimes. At least not until the statute of limitations has run out. We don't want to be the reason you get busted.
--Last July, 54-year-old Susan Cole of Denver, Colorado had jury duty. And she decided to do something we've all dreamed of, but no one has the cajones to try . . . she decided to pretend she was INSANE.
--So Susan put on mismatched shoes, reindeer socks, and a shirt that said, quote, "Ask me about my bestseller." She left curlers in her hair and put on way too much makeup.
--During jury selection, she told the judge she suffers from PTSD after military service, and that she was a domestic violence victim who used to be homeless.
--So she was immediately excused from jury duty.
--And she would've gotten away with it . . . if she hadn't called an AM radio talk show to BRAG. (--It was the Dave Logan Show on 850 KOA in Denver.)
--She called the show in October, when they were doing a segment on avoiding jury duty, and described her entire plan and how successful it was.
--BUT . . . an investigator from the Denver DA's office happened to be listening.
--They tracked her down this week, and now, she's been hit with TWO FELONIES: One for first-degree perjury, one for attempting to influence a public servant. Odds are she won't get prison time since she's a first-time offender.