Normally I don't root for people to beat the hell out of each other . . . but since these two guys did, now we know who they are, that they're neighbors, and our lives are all significantly better because of it.
--On Sunday night, 40-year-old Scott Hall of Norwalk, Ohio was in his garage watching football when his 48-year-old neighbor Roger Oates came over, drunk.
--Then . . . HALL and OATES started BRAWLING, one-on-one. Apparently Oates wanted Hall to testify on his behalf in a court case, and Hall couldn't go for that, so they had beef.
--During the fight, Oates channeled his MANEATER side . . . and BIT a chunk of skin over Hall's left eye.
--Oates was arrested and charged with felony assault. Hall wasn't arrested, but he was treated at a local hospital.
