Hi.. My name is Jay Cantu. It should be noted that some of the information on this page may have been altered in order to bring a more humorous look at two very PROFESSIONAL and RESPONSIBLE individuals. Some of the names and places have been changed to protect the identity of those who have a close relationship to us and are utterly embarassed to admit it . Viewer discretion is advised.
1) Name-Jay "The Canary" Cantu
2) Got any nicknames? "El Mero Mero"
3) When were you born? December of 1907
4) Hometown? RGV Baby!!!
5) Still live there? If not, where do you call home? pays taxes to the city of Harlingen
6) Got a ball and chain? Yup...long term relationship with people we shall call "Norann"
7) Do you have kids?...If so how many? A little boy!
8) So why did you get in radio and not professional scooter racing? I can still remember listening to two morning show hosts and it sounded like they were having a blast just hanging out and playing music. And we had to say something when the
guidance counselor asked.
9) Favorite thing you like about radio? Getting up every day and doin' it for the people who for some reason find us entertaining to listen to!! They matter the most!
10) Favorite movies? Superbad, Supertroopers, Hot Fuzz, Top Gun, and I'll throw in The Notebook for good measure...it makes me both cry.
11) Favorite Artists? Madonna, Foo Fighters, Rod Stewart , The Cure, Michael Buble , Celine Dion
13) Person you'd most like to meet? PAULA ABDUL!!!!!!!
14) Who is the celebrity you'd like to run away with, if you could? Liv Tyler, Jennifer Connelly, and Dina Herrera Garza
15) Are you scared of anything? the supernatural
16) What would you like to accomplish in 5 years? TAKE OVER RYAN SEACRUST'S CAREER
17) If you weren't in radio, what would you be doing today? We both probably would be freeloading off of unsuspecting friends and family or eachother
18) And finally, what would you like to be remembered most for? The greatest radio show in the history of history!!!!
Too many teachers simply read from a packet they downloaded off the web and call that teaching. Well, Jeff had enough packet learning from his high school teacher Mrs. Phung at Duncanville High.
After apparently being kicked out of class, it was Jeff, surprisingly, who gave the teacher a disciplinary speech on her poor teacher abilities and attitude.
“If you would just get up and teach ‘em instead of handing them a freakin packet, yo! There’s kids in here who don’t learn like that,” he starts.
“I’m telling you what you need to do,” he continues. “You want kids to come into your class? You want them to get excited for this? You gotta come in here and make them excited. You want a kid to change and start doing better? You gotta touch his freakin’ heart. Can’t expect a kid to change if all you do is just tell ‘em.”
YouTuber starsoftrackandfield couldn’t help noticing Jeff’s resemblance to a late rock star, adding, “Wow Kurt Cobain is really passionate about education.”
A guy named Ruben Pavon got caught on surveillance tape this week, stealing a grill from the front porch of a thrift shop in Derry, New Hampshire. (Derry is 13 miles southeast of Manchester. Ruben's age wasn't given.)
But he says he's INNOCENT. In fact, he ADMITS he took it. But Ruben has a pretty solid excuse: He thought it was okay . . . because the name of the store is 'Finders Keepers.' In other words, he thought the grill was FREE.
Not only that, but Ruben admits it's not the FIRST time he's helped himself to something he found on the porch of Finders Keepers. He took a DVD player a few weeks ago, and got away with it.
So he came back this past weekend, at night . . . with his young SON . . . who helped him carry the grill off the front porch.
The biker was riding a Stoopidtall bike, which stood over 14 feet tall! After riding around, and almost getting caught in a kite string, the biker had to grab onto a light post to dismount.