Hi.. My name is Jay Cantu. It should be noted that some of the information on this page may have been altered in order to bring a more humorous look at two very PROFESSIONAL and RESPONSIBLE individuals. Some of the names and places have been changed to protect the identity of those who have a close relationship to us and are utterly embarassed to admit it . Viewer discretion is advised.
1) Name-Jay "The Canary" Cantu
2) Got any nicknames? "El Mero Mero"
3) When were you born? December of 1907
4) Hometown? RGV Baby!!!
5) Still live there? If not, where do you call home? pays taxes to the city of Harlingen
6) Got a ball and chain? Yup...long term relationship with people we shall call "Norann"
7) Do you have kids?...If so how many? A little boy!
8) So why did you get in radio and not professional scooter racing? I can still remember listening to two morning show hosts and it sounded like they were having a blast just hanging out and playing music. And we had to say something when the
guidance counselor asked.
9) Favorite thing you like about radio? Getting up every day and doin' it for the people who for some reason find us entertaining to listen to!! They matter the most!
10) Favorite movies? Superbad, Supertroopers, Hot Fuzz, Top Gun, and I'll throw in The Notebook for good measure...it makes me both cry.
11) Favorite Artists? Madonna, Foo Fighters, Rod Stewart , The Cure, Michael Buble , Celine Dion
13) Person you'd most like to meet? PAULA ABDUL!!!!!!!
14) Who is the celebrity you'd like to run away with, if you could? Liv Tyler, Jennifer Connelly, and Dina Herrera Garza
15) Are you scared of anything? the supernatural
16) What would you like to accomplish in 5 years? TAKE OVER RYAN SEACRUST'S CAREER
17) If you weren't in radio, what would you be doing today? We both probably would be freeloading off of unsuspecting friends and family or eachother
18) And finally, what would you like to be remembered most for? The greatest radio show in the history of history!!!!
A safari tour guide at Kruger National Park in South Africa has been fired . . . because he got drunk and decided to charge a wild ELEPHANT. There's footage of it online. Luckily . . . for him at least . . . the elephant got spooked and ran off. (Search for "Drunk Man Charges an Elephant.")
At some point, we're guessing everyone's accidentally dropped a full roll of toilet paper into the toilet. So here's some quick advice . . . just call it a loss and move on to the next roll. Don't do what THIS person did.
On Saturday afternoon, a person at a senior living apartment complex in Tucson, Arizona wanted to dry out a soaking wet roll of toilet paper. So . . . they put it in the microwave.
And the roll of toilet paper CAUGHT ON FIRE.
The fire department got there quickly and put out the fire before it could spread too far. The person ended up with around a thousand dollars worth of smoke damage in their apartment . . . but it could've been MUCH worse.
According to the National Fire Protection Association, there were about 7,300 fires in the U.S. between 2006 and 2010 because of people putting the wrong thing in a microwave.
Too many teachers simply read from a packet they downloaded off the web and call that teaching. Well, Jeff had enough packet learning from his high school teacher Mrs. Phung at Duncanville High.
After apparently being kicked out of class, it was Jeff, surprisingly, who gave the teacher a disciplinary speech on her poor teacher abilities and attitude.
“If you would just get up and teach ‘em instead of handing them a freakin packet, yo! There’s kids in here who don’t learn like that,” he starts.
“I’m telling you what you need to do,” he continues. “You want kids to come into your class? You want them to get excited for this? You gotta come in here and make them excited. You want a kid to change and start doing better? You gotta touch his freakin’ heart. Can’t expect a kid to change if all you do is just tell ‘em.”
Jeff’s classmate James Smith caught the whole speech on his smart phone, and now the video has instantly gone viral after appearing on Reddit.
YouTuber starsoftrackandfield couldn’t help noticing Jeff’s resemblance to a late rock star, adding, “Wow Kurt Cobain is really passionate about education.”
