I haven't seen the movie "Mama", because I'm not a 15-year-old girl. But from what I've gathered, it's a horror movie about a dead mother who's SO protective of her two children, she kills people to protect them from BEYOND THE GRAVE.
--Last weekend, a mother in Florida wanted to see that movie. And clearly she didn't see the irony in ENDANGERING HER OWN CHILD to go check it out.
--On Saturday afternoon, 29-year-old Natalie Figueroa of Poinciana, Florida left her seven-year-old son alone, with some OPEN BEER CANS around, so she could see "Mama" with her boyfriend.
--The kid ended up calling 911. The police got there around when Natalie got back. She told them she thought her boyfriend's brother was watching her son and, quote, "I didn't think we'd be gone that long."
--She was arrested for child neglect.




