Last week, in Port St. Lucie, Florida, 27-year-old Carlos Baca was backing up in his pickup truck when he slammed into another car. Instead of stopping and exchanging info, he TOOK OFF.
The other driver took down his license plate and called the cops. They tracked him down . . . and he had a VERY reasonable excuse for why he fled.
Carlos told them he'd just eaten some, quote, "bad Chinese food" and, the cops say, quote, "he was on the verge of defecating in his pants."
So rather than soil himself and destroy his pants, he sped off.
He was arrested for one misdemeanor count of driving without a license. There's no word on whether he DID end up making it to a toilet in time.
