If you're going to pee in public . . . make sure you pick something that's sturdy enough to handle your stream. (???)
A guy in New Orleans . . . whose name wasn't released . . . stopped to relieve himself on a wall at four A.M. Wednesday morning. And while he was taking care of business, the one-ton slab of concrete he was using for a target FELL on him.
The chunk of the wall pinned him to the ground. Luckily for him, the ground was wet . . . from rain, not his pee . . . and the concrete pressed his legs into the mud instead of crushing them.
Someone heard him calling for help, and called firefighters. They used inflatable airbags to lift the concrete slab. It took them about 45 minutes to get the concrete off the guy, and he only suffered a broken ankle.