MANNY RAMIREZ is playing baseball in Taiwan this season, because he's too old and roided-up to play in the big leagues.
And there's a new video online from a recent game, where he tried to slide into second base. But he didn't make it . . . because he started sliding about 10 feet too early.
(It's not clear if he though he'd need to duck the second baseman's throw, or if he just misjudged how close he was to the base. Regardless, it's terrible.)
(BleacherReport.com has the video. Search for "Manny Ramirez Provides Adorably Awful Slide in Taiwanese Baseball Game." It happens at :05, and the replays start at :42.)