On Monday, 28-year-old Jamie Sniffen of Mohegan Lake, New York snuck out of the home she shares with her boyfriend, 37-year-old Allen Slavin.
--She took a taxi to see 45-year-old Larry Graff in Cortlandt, New York. He's one of Allen's friends, and a police report describes him as, quote, "obese."
--It turns out Jamie was cheating on Allen with Larry. But while she was there, she accidentally POCKET-DIALED Allen. So he heard her and Larry GOING AT IT.
--And he freaked out. He went to Larry's house, and started YELLING at him. Allen pulled a KNIFE . . . Larry threw a three-foot speaker at Allen . . . and they started BRAWLING. Allen pulled a PELLET GUN and pistol-whipped Larry, then took off running.
--Larry wasn't arrested, but he was hospitalized with a punctured lung. Allen was charged with felony assault. And JAMIE was arrested too, for misdemeanor hindering prosecution . . . because she tried to wash the blood away from the crime scene.
