I'm conflicted about this guy's license being taken away. On the one hand, he's clearly too old to be safely driving. On the other hand, I find myself so CHARMED by him.
--On Wednesday, an elderly man CRASHED his Honda Fit through the front of a pizza place called Valentino's in Lincoln, Nebraska. The man's name and age weren't released.
--And after he PLOWED through the store and his entire car was inside . . . he asked the employees if he could STILL ORDER A PIZZA. That's badass, right there.
--The fire department officials on the scene say that the pizza order was actually a good sign that the man was alert and alright. He was taken to a hospital to be looked at.
--Fortunately, no one else was hurt and the building didn't suffer any structural, electrical, or gas damage. Unfortunately, we don't know whether or not the guy ended up getting his pizza.